英语课本剧剧本

甲:Hello,everyone,haveyoueverseenthemovie<Avatar>?Yeah,youareright,I’mthedirector–CameronDiaz,applaud,thankyou….Recently,Iwilldirectanewmoviecalled<Avatar2>,today,therewillbeaauditionandIwillselectthreeactresseswhocangetthechancetoperforminthisfilmwithfamousactress—AnneHathaway,OK,let’sbegin.Atfirst,talentshow,numberone,let’swelcome.
乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darlingdirector,themostbeautifulcharming,sexygirliscoming,everybodyknowsme,right?Yeah,I’mNicoleKidman,openyoureyesasbigasyoucanandholdyourbreath,therewillbeaunique,fantasticdanceshowforyou,Ibelievethatallofyouwillbecrazyaboutit,(打个响指)comesomemusic.(搞笑舞,自由发挥).(跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕),thankyou,(面向导演),honey,isitawonderfulperformance?
甲:(作目瞪口呆状),
乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh,darling,areyouOk?
甲:eh…mygod,haveyouusesomestimulantdrugsthismorning,youmakemynervesnervous.Getout,nextone.
乙:ohno…sweet,youbreakmyheart…(掩面离去)
丙:ohitseemstobeserious.Godblessme(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手),nicetomeetyou,director.
甲:(与之握手),nicetomeetyoutoo,so,introduceyourselfplease.
丙:I’mCelineDion,youknow,Idon’thavetoomanyachievements,IjustwonfiveGrammyawards,12WorldMusicAwards,7AmericanMusicAwards,21JunoAwardsand(做沉思状)oh,Iforgetit,aOscarAward,(同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh,calmdown,calmdown,it’sjustapieceofcakeforme,youknow,I….
甲:ok,stop,timeislimited,justbegin
丙:OK!!!I’llusemyfirstsignaturesongtoconqueryou–myheartwillgoon,justenjoyit.
near,far,whereveryouare
ibelievethattheheartdoesgoon
oncemore,youopenedthedoor(甲stopstop,丙不理,继续作深情状)
andyou’rehereinmyheart,
andmyheartwillgoonandon.
甲:guard,guard,help,dragthismadwomanout.
Oh,I’mdying,hopethenextonewillgivemeasurprise
丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)tobe,ornottobe,it’saquestion!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),I’mgladtoseeyou,mydearprincess.
甲(做娇羞状):oh,it’sreallyabigsurprise,sowhat’syourname?
丁:Myname?Oh,waitaminute.DoyouknowTrishRegan?(甲,白痴的摇头),eh..,it’sok,thenhowaboutRobinMeade?(摇头),andMelissaTheuriau?(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),youknownothing,howcanyousitinhere.
甲(指门,气愤状),youyouyou…..
丁:okok,itdoesn’tmatter,youneedn’tlearnaboutthem,butyoumustknowme,themostfamoushostesswhowillcatchupwiththosepersonandbecomethegreatestpoet—oprah!
甲:Idon’tcarewhoyouare,justshowmeyourtalent.
丁:ok,listen,onepoem,Ihavehadfoundmybestlove,butIdidn’ttreasureher.WhenIlosther,Iregret.It’sthemostpainintheworld.IfGodcangivemeanotherchance,Iwillsaytherewordstoher“Iloveyou”!
甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh,Ican’tstand,showyouthedoor,
丁(转身离开,继续台词):Ifthereisatimelimit,Ihope,itis(回头,对甲)10thousandyears.
甲:oh,it’sreallyaterrible,awful,horribleday,whyitissuchdifficulttofindanexcellentactress.Oh,I’mdying,youthree,comehere,
三人跑进来,乙妩媚状:honey,youlikemydance,right?
丙镇静状:director,youlikemysinging,right?
丁深情状:princess,youlikemypoet,right?
三人同声:wearepast,right?
甲:eh..Thankyouforyoureh..Wonderfulperformance,but,I’msorrytotellyou….(接电话)What?Nobodycomeshereexcepttheythree,oh…god.(挂电话,低头),youthree,(抬头),pass!
三人欢呼,说:wemakeit,wearesuperstar!
乙(甜蜜状):that’sverysweetofyou,weloveyousomuch(飞个吻)
甲:youknow,youarenotgoodenoughnow,butI’mlookforwardtoyourprogress.Doyouhaveconfidence?
三人齐答:yes,wedo!
甲伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight,fight,fight!